ARE ALL POLITICIANS LYING BASTARDS?

[dingdong]

ARE ALL POLITICIANS LYING BASTARDS?.. OR JUST 99.9% OF THEM?

[Deus]

why ?

[Louise]

I think you need to be more specific. Are you referring to politicians with some link to Chorlton i.e Local councillors, constituency MPs or MEPs. Or is it just politicians in general? If is just in gneral perhaps you need to find a website with a bigger coverage where you can discuss generel issues of the day.

[admin]

I feel a watershed happening. This forum has just self-regulated. How fantastic is that...thanks

[Makak]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?""That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's the Queen's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that she has told only two lies in her life."

"Where's Tony Blair's clock?" asked the man.

"Tony Blair's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

[fairenoughclough]

I may be naive, but that made me laugh.

[p. webb]

I saw somebody in safeway i knew. we said hello and I bought some things.

Is that chorlton specific enough for this site?